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New Maximum Donkey Introduction
Beware the mighty awesomeness that is New Maximum Donkey. They will destroy your faces with explosives. Not rock. Explosives.
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New Maximum Donkey at the Movies
Hey, have you guys seen that movie Star Wars? It’s pretty cool. They’ve got, like, swords made out of laser. And stuff.
Two flew over the cuckoo’s nest…
…And it was completely appropriate, given the time, two o’clock. “Why do we care” you ask? You don’t care. But you read it anyway and you can tell me all about it on Saturday, at the show.
Hey! Donks ho!!
No, I’m not calling you hoes. Sheesh. Like I can’t tell the difference between a gardening implement and a fully formed musician with the maturity level of an 8th grader. Woo!
I’m just dropping by to make sure that this whole thing works. I think it is. Hurray!