Oh Eric. Now you must be destroyed. Incrementally. Take that! A second of your life shaved away. And this! And that! Wham! Another one! Slowly but surely you will pay for your impudence. How dare you mock my pain? Well, actually, I can see very well how you dare. And that is why you are going to suffer. You’ll suffer the nibbles and gnaws of my pernicious little time ants. You know, highly trained stealth-ants designed to gnaw whole seconds off the back-end, front-end, and side-ends of your life. Know fear! No, really. Fear, this is Eric. Eric, Fear. Consider yourself introduced!

Mike TV