Oh no!  Mike has unleashed the Gralklan time-ants on me!  Must…reach…my copy of…the Gralklan Codex for the counter-curse…

Time…being eaten away…

Just a little…further… One last chance…

Got it!  And now to intone the Time-Ant Counter-Curse!

Ants, ants, go away,

Come again some other day,

Or if not, that’s also OK

My time is not your brunch buffet–

I think there’s an IHOP thataway.

O Codex of demonic prayer,

Send something badass over there–

A T-rex and a Grizzly bear,

To kick Mike’s tiny derriere.

Also, please make me a billionaire.

There, that should do it.  I’m pretty sure I intoned that right.  Let’s see how Mike’s insidious powers deal with a T-Rex! Those things kick ass.  Now I’m just gonna sit here and wait for my check in the mail.  The Codex says it takes 3-6 business days for the billionaire part.

–Eric

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