While you were off building your GoBot, I was in the process of inverting the Earth’s polarity. Which, as you probably know, although you never managed to get further than 6th grade science, means that all electronics on the planet will suddenly cease functioning. Planes will fall from the sky. Cars, most particularly military-green jeeps, will launch from conveniently placed ramps, flip over and explode in a ball of fiery doom. Watches will cease ticking. Everyone will be late. Shows set to DVR record will not record. There will be utter chaos and pandemonium. And, of course, your GoBot is going to be dead on arrival.

So, bring it on, doodsicle! I intend to plunge the Earth into a darkness so profound that it’ll take three seasoned spelunkers armed with klieg lights for you just to find your face. Muhahahaha…*cough*… Ugh. I’m gonna have to work on my maniacal laughter. MuhahahahahaHAHAHAHA! HA! HA!

Ahem. Much better. Okay, anyway. I’ve got to go. Civilization’s not gonna destroy itself, you know. Er…uh, well,….okay, you get what I’m saying. I mean, without my help it could take another six to eight months for civilization to completely unravel.

With all the power and fury of two copper-top batteries,

Mike TV