Just a Quick Word of Advice About Bluetooth Headsets.
BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES! BLUETEETH ARE FOR ASSHOLES!
Just thought I’d share that. Stay tuned for my upcoming blog in this helpful advice series entitled “Just a Quick Word of Advice About Backward Baseball Caps.” Thank you.
–Eric

I see lots of old folks with blueteeth, or maybe they’re hearing aids.
When I see a guy with a backward cap, I think “that’s pretty cool, if this is 1983; is it? No? Well then, not.”
Don’t forget the guys who put their sunglasses on the back of their necks when they go inside. They teach that move in Asshole 101.
True. But what about the guys who keep their sunglasses ON inside? I think they’re marginally worse.
I disagree. Pretty sure that’s just laziness or blindness. BON guys take the time to look like assholes. There’s major effort going on.
Well, we can at least agree about those guys who are wearing one pair of sunglasses and have a SECOND pair in the back-of-the-neck position. THOSE guys really suck.
Sometimes, when there’s sun, and I have a baseball cap on, i put my sunglasses on the baseball cap, which is forward facing. How Asshole-y is that?
I’ll allow it.