Eric’s Brain, Ltd.
Author: erics
You may have noticed that I’m sometimes only able to blog once or twice a week. This is because of the rigorous quality control standards all my thoughts are subjected to. Yes, here at Eric Summer’s Brain, ltd. (A wholly owned subsidiary of AOL-Time Warner-Microsoft-Chrysler-Proctor & Gamble), every idea my brain thinks of is subjected to a thorough vetting process (including distemper and parvovirus shots, spaying, bath, and grooming) and a rigorous 40-point inspection (including oil change, wiper blade maintenence, transmission fluid check, tire reinflation, and a complimentary wash and wax). This means that while some thoughts don’t make it to blog status at all (howdy, WordPress!) and are humanely euthanized if they don’t live up to our exacting standards, those that do reach blog proportions have been maximized and optimized and fully certified for your enjoyment. It’s just one of the ways we here at Eric’s Brain, Ltd. are working for you, the consumer (do not read Eric’s blogs on an empty stomach or while operating pregnant medium-to-heavy machinery–your mileage may vary).
Eric’s Brain: The Future is ME!
–Eric
Posted in Blogs and other silly nonsense
So, what other ways does Eric’s Brain Ltd. work for me, as a consumer?
Ey, so I ordered a couple CDs about a month or so ago and they never came. I sent an email but you guys never responded. Hopefully you’ll see this?
Don’t mind that it’s taking a while, I’d just like to know if they were sent, lost in the mail or whatnot.
I am glad you asked that, Mary Ann. Eric’s Brain Ltd. has been providing quality entertainment at affordable prices for nearly 35 years, and is committed to the goals and objectives of our mission statement. We maintain a high-profile, diverse portfolio of unique intellectual properties individually tailored to the consumer’s needs while continuing to grow in today’s competetive marketplace.
Ben–Oh hell! I’ll get Mike on that as soon as possible. He’s the one who knows how this website stuff actually works. Sorry about that…