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OK, OK, I know it can be annoying and a little embarrassing to overlap demon summoning like that… Especially when there are barking dogs at stake.  But, really, why did that necessitate hitting me with a Splinted Shin Curse?  I’m assuming that was a Mike TV special and not a result of running a couple of miles to House of Nanking 10 minutes before they closed, wearing only my Eric Summer signature-series black Converse for arch support.

In any case, I have shin splints.  And since shin splints outweigh demon summonus interruptus in the annoying department, I think I’m gonna have to make up the balance and even the scales a bit.  I’m thinking maybe a Slight Bloody Nose hex or a Paper Cut Curse will make us even.  Or a Shitty Traffic on the Way To Work spell.

No, wait!  I have it!  Since I know you and Sarah go to every movie that comes out, several times, I think it’s gonna have to be a Some Noisy Douchebag Talking Through the Entire Movie jinx.  So rest assured, some time in the future when you go to a movie, some noisy douchebag will be talking through the entire thing.  It’s gonna be so annoying! And you’ll have no idea which movie it will be!  It could be Transformers: Fall of the Risen, or Transformers: Armageddon, or Transformers: the Transformening, or even Transformers vs. Go-Bots: Requiem for Turbo!  That’s all the movies they make anymore, right?  Shitty Transformers movies?  I’m pretty sure that’s the only kind of movie people can go see these days.  Anyway, prepare for slight scale-balancing douchebag-talking magical retribution!

–Eric