I’ve recently self-imposed a diet, just out of curiosity.  Specifically, I’m curious as to whether or not I have abs.  So for breakfast, I usually just have one of those cups of sliced fruit you can get in the produce section of Ralph’s.  Mostly grapefruit, sometimes peach.

Anyway, in order to get at the delicious grapefruity or peachy sustenance, you have to peel a piece of plastic off the top of the cup.  This plastic is apparently bonded to the cup at the molecular level by overly ambitious fruit cup physicists, and it’s damn near impossible to get it off without spilling fruit juice all over myself and my keyboard.  And sometimes I’m wearing a really nice black t-shirt!  I really have no idea how to get around this without bringing an acetylene torch to breakfast.

Update: No abs yet, but compelling evidence of abs.

–Eric

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