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This is a test. This is only a test. If this wasn’t a test, people would be screaming and fleeing from their buildings. Very likely with their hair on fire. Airplanes would be falling from the sky. Small cats would be stuck in trees. Children would be stuck in wells. You would probably be stuck in traffic.

If this was not a test, the world would most probably be ending. And by ending, I mean, everything would be collapsing inwards on itself. The sun, the planets, galaxies, nebulas, black-holes, everything. All collapsing into a shining singularity. A moment of such indescribable beauty that, well, frankly, it’s best not to think about.

Fortunately, this is only a test.