New Maximum Donkey at the Movies
May 14th, 2009 | 
Author: erics
Author: erics
Hey, have you guys seen that movie Star Wars? It’s pretty cool. They’ve got, like, swords made out of laser. And stuff.
Posted in New Maximum Donkey Blogs
Posted in New Maximum Donkey Blogs
Award Speech:
Dear Fans. I am so special. I would like to thank God and my family for blessing me with just enough talent to keep me humble. Enough talent to be able to whine about not being more talented and/or important. See you at McDonalds! Just kidding. I’m awesome!
-Love (Myself) [a lot]
Fan Response:
Dear Mr. Chadwick. Next time, please thank God FIRST. Then you can proceed to your “specialness.” But don’t worry - God still thanks you for your humbleness. He told me so. Directly. Right into my earhole. He also caresses my “special place” at night and tells me not to tell anyone about it. Do you think God loves me more because of that? I think so. He IS giving me 2 minutes of his undivided attention; even if it is uncomfortable.