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Hey, have you guys seen that movie Star Wars? It’s pretty cool.  They’ve got, like, swords made out of laser.  And stuff.

…And it was completely appropriate, given the time, two o’clock. “Why do we care” you ask? You don’t care. But you read it anyway and you can tell me all about it on Saturday, at the show.

No, I’m not calling you hoes. Sheesh. Like I can’t tell the difference between a gardening implement and a fully formed musician with the maturity level of an 8th grader. Woo!

I’m just dropping by to make sure that this whole thing works. I think it is. Hurray!