shmed post number 1
Author: shmed
If I could be on the show heroes my power would be that everybody likes me. My character would first be shown in a mansion with a whole bunch of people laughing, hugging me listening to me play songs. Then everytime I went to the bathroom someone would stop me on the way to tell me how much I really mean to them. I would be hugging everybody all the time and making food in there kitchens and borrowing there cars.
I would stop villains by asking them to go to the movies with me. Stop wars by turning them into free outside concerts where we sing elo songs with an orchestra. I would make the bad guys take long solos on drums and guitar until they forgot what they were going to blow up. I think my name would be” bro man “. The bad guys would later say ” next time you wont have bro man there to make me listen to weird al and play hacky sack”.
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If I were on the show Heroes, my power would be nothing. I’d have no powers. And I would walk up to all the people with powers and they’d say, “Hey man! What’s your power?” And I’d say, “Me? Oh, I don’t have any power.” And they’d say, “Wow! That sucks.” And I’d say, “Yeah. Totally.” And then someone would steal my wallet.
If I were on Heroes, my power would be to blow the shit out of anyone who uttered bad dialogue.