I would go forward all the time and give myself bj’s. I would wear wacky wigs and make a special effort to look and smell nice for myself like a silver afro spock ears and maybe the sent of a freshly squeezed beet juice. In fact I would probably take the time to wake my self each morning this way. I would start with my 55 year self so I had something to look forward to.

                        And if when I got there I was already there giving myself a bj well then damnit i’d give that me a bj while he’s working. I’d also probably suprise myself quite a bit in boring places like weddings and bus stops.  I could probably hit 15 days in the future in one present day. It would get to the point where the other me is waiting for the working me pretty much all the time. I probably wouldn’t visit the really old gross me. I think I would probably make some kind of paradox where two old gross me’s took care of each other simotaniously for eternity . If those two old gross 69ing me’s got board they could also probably sing two of us by the beatles through the sides of there mouths.

      Shmed.