Like what if you have a pet tarantula that you let crawl on your balls while your watching wheel of fortune. Or if you had a pet octopus and you  dressed him in tight under pants (sexy) under pants and then you stuck his beak on your nipple and watched porky’s.

                            Or what if you took an earth worm fitted him with a tiny strap on and then kept him in one of those see through plastic eggs from a toy dispenser then kept it in the crack of your ass. Or what if you had a pet owl and you got him drunk and then when he was passed out you took pictures of the two of you getting your nipples pierced and then slow dancing.

                Or what if you had a pet star fish and you gave him a lap dance after blowing pot smoke in the middle of his star. Or what if you had pet duck and you just jizzed all over his webbed feet while he was sleeping but then cleaned it up before he woke up.

                       I really don’t feel guilty about any of this stuff.

    Shmed.