So I woke up the other day and decided I want to be anorexic. I have so much respect for those people. Plus it looks so fun to watch your self wither away. I mean If my problems could be solved with a bong rip and a double cheese burger it would be hard to have them. I used my smoking policy of just taking 1 drag when I want one to having 1 bite of food.

                        Then my friend who’s diner shut down gave me about 200 eggs. This is a problem because as much as I have a dream of wasting away like karen carpenter I’m also cheap and want to save money. I will eat all those eggs and then become anorexic.

    Shmed.