http://squaretiremusic.com/blogs/secretpowers Just another Square Tire Music Blogs weblog Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:13:40 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en                          Anyone who thinks something cool will happen when you die is stupid. Have you ever seen a dead person. They don't look like they are having to much fun to me.                   ... http://squaretiremusic.com/blogs/secretpowers/2009/07/11/heres-some-little-clues-to-tell-id-some-is-a-dumbass/                  So I woke up the other day and decided I want to be anorexic. I have so much respect for those people. Plus it looks so fun to watch your self wither away. I mean If my problems could be solved with ... http://squaretiremusic.com/blogs/secretpowers/2009/07/09/food/                   Once I was sitting in my grandparents camper at the beach and they said " would you like whipped cream on your pie" I said sure.                             I took one bite ... http://squaretiremusic.com/blogs/secretpowers/2009/06/30/time-to-get-this-off-my-chest/ You can kill a fly and nobody cares but not a seal.            I guess size and cuteness are major factors. Size because look at the blue whale vrs. bakteria . Cuteness because look at baby seals compared to sharks. So how can we blur these lines, well.    ... http://squaretiremusic.com/blogs/secretpowers/2009/05/28/39/ I'd keep him in a box. And I'd take him out on holidays and make him perform. "Perform, damn you! Perform!" And I'd whip him brutally. And everyone would laugh. *sigh* Too bad I don't have a Secret Power. http://squaretiremusic.com/blogs/secretpowers/2009/05/27/if-i-had-a-secret-power/           Like what if you have a pet tarantula that you let crawl on your balls while your watching wheel of fortune. Or if you had a pet octopus and you  dressed him in tight under pants (sexy) under pants and then you stuck his beak on ... http://squaretiremusic.com/blogs/secretpowers/2009/05/23/at-what-point-is-it-beastiality/                I would go forward all the time and give myself bj's. I would wear wacky wigs and make a special effort to look and smell nice for myself like a silver afro spock ears and maybe the sent of a freshly squeezed beet ... http://squaretiremusic.com/blogs/secretpowers/2009/05/14/if-i-could-time-travel/                Eating dead bodies is good for you. Like eating eyes is good for your eyes. Like if you eat nothing but eyes for a few months your eyes get bigger. Which is why you don't want to eat a ton of noses and ... http://squaretiremusic.com/blogs/secretpowers/2009/05/14/im-pretty-sure-that/                              If I could be on the show heroes my power would be that everybody likes me. My character would first be shown in a mansion with a whole bunch of people laughing, hugging me listening to ... http://squaretiremusic.com/blogs/secretpowers/2009/05/13/shmed-post-number-1/ Testing  1,2,...3 .  Uh ... nice practice last night.  Practicing at Farleys feels like what I might expect bandcamp to be like. http://squaretiremusic.com/blogs/secretpowers/2009/05/13/where-am-i/